Coming Sometime Never from Mindless Entertainment!
The most acclaimed authors of the modern age do battle in a ring of death to reassert the world of its creativity..... WITH BLOOD!!!!!
Player One: Fyodor Dostoyevsky in a heavy brown overcoat underneath a shirt and bow tie.
Player Two: Neil Gaiman in a black tee shirt and jeans, and an unbuttoned black polyester dress shirt with the sleeves pushed up to his elbows.
Fight!
The fighters sidestep each other in the parking lot of a dilapidated Borders Bookstore. Rats scamper to themselves underneath the broken "B" that swings by the wires of its flickering halogen light. Dostoyevsky's beard trails behind him as he lunges at Neil. Gaiman reaches into the pocket of his dress shirt and pulls out a pair of buttons.
"Buttons!"
The words breathe coyfully in a naive squeak, and Neil blows a kiss on them like he's about to roll a pair of dice. The tiny black saucers wake up in his hand and in a split second fly away, smashing into Fyodor's eyes until blood runs out.
Fydor rips the buttons of his eyes and screams madly. As he staggers back, Neil shakes his head side to side in a wild frenzy. A purple and black hue rustles around him and out of the top of his skull the Morpheus' mask pops out and slides across his face. A dark, moorish voice drizzles out from under the trunk.
"Enter the Sandman"
And Neil/Morpheus plows into Dostoyevsky with a series of furious headbutts. "Enter the Sandman" over and over again until the puggish russian hits the ground. The mask folds and crawls back underneath Neil's twisty hair.
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